From Steve McLean
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the
use of popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that.
When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect
for people like me, who just are not sure how to
tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not
dried out. Give this a try.
4 - 5 lb. Chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE
REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to
taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well
with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity
with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan
with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the
chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the
chicken flies across the room, it's done.
And, you thought I couldn't cook...
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From Steve Knode
It’s traditional for two motorcyclists passing in
opposite directions to give each other a little
wave. Sometimes just a lift of a finger, but it is
the thing to do.
Sometimes they don't wave back. Here are some
reasons why:
Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't
Wave Back:
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving
or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed
from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made
it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield
momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with
stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar
screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air
suspension, seat height, programmable CD
player, seat temperature and satellite navigation
system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on
the dashboard.
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